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PATRICK MARMION reviews Constellations

A love story with starry quality: PATRICK MARMION reviews Constellations Constellations (Vaudeville Theatre, London) Rating: Verdict: Super cosmic rom-com Constellations is a multi-dimensional love story by Nick Payne, written for two actors and set in an infinite number of universes.  The beauty of it is that you can cast almost anyone, of any age; and there […]

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CHRISTOPHER STEVENS reviews last night's TV

CHRISTOPHER STEVENS reviews last night’s TV: The truth about nuclear. If it goes wrong, it’s goodbye to all of us Building Britain’s Biggest Nuclear Power Station Rating: Anne Boleyn Rating: One cynical but reliable rule of thumb when reporting official statements is that the more often a fact is emphasised, the less likely it is […]

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PATRICK MARMION reviews Miracle On 34th Street and Snow White

Santa’s adorable… and Jo Brand is positively wicked: PATRICK MARMION reviews Miracle On 34th Street and Snow White Miracle on 34th Street (Playhouse Theatre, Liverpool)   Rating: Snow White (Richmond Theatre, Surrey)  Rating: On the window of the Liverpool Football Club shop near Merseyside’s Playhouse Theatre there’s a message from manager Jurgen Klopp: ‘It’s the season […]

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CHRISTOPHER STEVENS reviews last night's TV

CHRISTOPHER STEVENS reviews last night’s TV: Look out! That’s not a Martian — it’s a Leftie, anti-British metaphor The War Of The Worlds  Rating: Michael McIntyre’s Big Show  Rating: Great Scott, Carruthers! I can’t look, it’s too horrible. Those blood-sucking tripod monsters laying waste to the Home Counties aren’t Martians at all. They’re… metaphors! Already […]

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CHRISTOPHER STEVENS reviews Deep Water

CHRISTOPHER STEVENS reviews last night’s TV: If you know what’s good for you, you’ll never go to a dinner party Deep Water Rating: Murder Case   Rating: First rule of horror movies: never go down to the dark cellar. By the same token, if there’s a war on, don’t keep sighing over your sweetheart’s photo . […]