Barney the Dinosaur was a beloved character to many children in the late 1990s and into the millennium and projected an appearance of total innocence and fun.
David Joyner wore the suit of the lovable Tyrannosaurus Rex for a whole decade and helped hundreds of kids to learn about new situations in a fun and informative way.
However, now David is helping adults learn in a much less innocent way, as he takes them down a raunchy voyage of discovery that will ruin your childhood memories of the famous dinosaur.
David first hung up the purple suit in 2001 to become a spiritual healer before taking the more sensual path towards becoming a tantric sex therapist.
He now boasts of having multiple clients, which are called "goddesses" by David, who enjoy his tantric massages, in which he "unblocks the energy”.
A normal working week would see him 'satisfy' two to four women over that time, for sessions that last between three and four hours at his practice in Los Angeles, California.
For just £250, the clients are treated to a ritual bath, a massage with chakra balancing with the session reaching a climax with a guaranteed orgasm.
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Speaking toVICE, David said: “When the lingam [penis] and the yoni [vagina] meet, there’s a certain energy that takes place that hands on the body alone cannot create.
“When you go down on a woman (orally), it should be just like you’re saying grace, like blessing the food you’re about to receive.”
David said that even when he was dressed as Barney, he would keep his energy levels at a peak onset by using his Tantric teachings, as it helped him "maintain an abundance of joy during the process.”
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David continued: “Before I got into the [Barney] costume, I would pray and ask God to allow his loving divine spirit to flow through me through the costume and let that draw the kids. That energy would always draw them in.
“Children are more connected spiritually than [adults]. A lot of times when I see infants and I’m out and about at the grocery store or whatever, they start staring at me. I make the joke, ‘You know who I am.’”
He has been offering Tantric massage since 2004 and promises on his website: "When you leave my session, you will feel more alive, more awake, and more whole as to whom you are as a spiritual being.
"I will help align and fine-tune your awareness of life, your goals and desires, your communication with others, yourself, and even your relationships.”
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